Warning! Deeply intellectual meme approaching.

Monday, July 20, 2009

The Queen's Meme No. 2 ~ Mission Impossible

Note: Glitterbabe is already in the dungeon. Don't even ask me what she said. It's a sad day.

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The Mission Impossible Meme

Lift off!


1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?



2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.

This is your mission should you choose to accept it. And remember, don't end up in the dungeon.
How To Stay Out Of The Dungeon

Once upon a time in a faraway Bloggiverse there lived a maiden named Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt. She slayed her own dragons, stoked her own fire and well.....wrote memes by the light of the Bloggingham moon. One day a kind blogger from England noticed her meme lovin' ways and royally crowned her Mimi Queen of Memes. As time passed in the peaceful kingdom of Bloggingham, her Royal Highness found comfort in the company of fellow bloggers who also loved memes. But the Queen had a wicked disposition too. It is widely reported in historical Blogosphere archives that any and all bloggers found guilty of not completing their memes were promptly thrown into the dreaded Bloggingham dungeon.



If I were you, I'd do the meme.




The Royal Commandments

Feel free to grab the Blible for your own. You might need some inspiration. Here's the code:



Thank you for playing the Queen's Meme this
week. My latest post: The Mysterious Lady In The Closet of Hats

Please leave a comment and sign the Mr. Linky when you have posted. Go visit your fellow memers and have a great time! See you next Tuesday!






73 comments:

Kitten said...

Yeah, first one! Already have mine up!

Mimi Lenox said...

Go Kitten go!

Vodka Mom said...

christ, you KNOW I can't follow more than one direction at a TIME WOMAN.

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

no disrespect your Highness! but these questions were awful! but fun!

Mimi Lenox said...

Vodka - I know you can multi-task!

Mimi Lenox said...

Vodka - I know you can multi-task!

Mimi Lenox said...

Glitterbabe - I hope you like it in the dungeon.

Avoidance junkie said...

yay, meme-a-licious

Mimi Lenox said...

Avoidance - Now that's more like it!

Stef H (Glitterbabe) said...

i'm in shackles and chains and i've told all my friends. now i'll find out if you're a good queen or a bad queen!

o woe is me!

Homer The Palace Dog said...

Queen wants me to ask what time to set the Dungeon alarm. She is not speaking to you.

Kimber said...

No worries Stef, it's fun down here! Well all except for crabby Berleen, but hopefully she'll be released.

DIXIE CHICK said...

Great blog...I'll be up in a bit.

Vanniedosa said...

ow that was fun :)
mine's up and its HERE!

Enjoy your Tuesday!

Jodi said...

Mine will be up at midnight!

Has anyone seen Judd?

Mimi Lenox said...

Kimber - Me thinks you are having tooo much fun. I'm putting you on latrine detail. How's that for fun??!

Mimi Lenox said...

Dixie - Looking forward to it!

Mimi Lenox said...

Vannie - I shall read!

Mimi Lenox said...

I hope everyone likes the Royal Blible. You were all hysterical last week.
Find it Here

Mimi Lenox said...

I hope everyone likes the Royal Blible. You were all hysterical last week.
Find it Here

Mimi Lenox said...

Jodi - You have been a busy memer lately. Nobody's seen Judd for weeks. I think Kimber's responsible but I can't be sure.

BPD in OKC said...

Those were some awesome questions. Good job! Mine's up

Mimi Lenox said...

BPD - I'm glad you liked them. There were mixed reviews this week. Next week, I will strip it down to something simpler.

Did you hear that Glitterbabe?
Glitterbabe??! She can't hear me in the dungeon. She must have tripped over that pile of bones....

LADYHIGHTOWER said...

We are not all simpletons, my Queen! Ye do not give thy subjects enough credit! Rest assured, we can taketh what thou disheth out! I bow humbly before thee. The Lady, Hightower

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

C'mon people... vote me out of the dungeon. I was left there by mistake and I have committed no crime (with the exception of hanging out at Bud's blog - who by the way is NOT in the dungeon).

Thom called the Queen an old battle axe on my blog today. He needs to stay there forever and ever and ever.

jennifer said...

My post is written but scheduled for later in the afternoon. I'll be back to sign the Linky!

(I am so bloomin proud of myself for remembering the meme two weeks in a row)

Mimi Lenox said...

Lady - Point well taken. On with it then. Kudos to you!

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - Thom said what??!

You are tied with Berleen for sympathy votes to get out but now that I see this blatant display of mutiny while the Queen is sleeping I'm not so sure you deserve to get out after all. Bah!!

Maybe I'll feel differently when I've my morning coffee.

Mimi Lenox said...

Jennifer - I am proud of you too!

Devilish Southern Belle said...

Mine's up!

Mimi Lenox said...

The Anonymous Player sent in:

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?

My flute. I cant live without it, so they want a dead space guest on their hands? And how else would I charm the moonlings from their burrows?


2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something). They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you. What is the first thing you would write on the board?

Respect

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile? How would you handle it?

As soon as there is enough material that it's clear there is an issue, I'd talk about it. Face to face if it was serious, by phone if less so.

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
The strongest coffee I could find in a Paris café

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?

Chilli. It's the only thing I cook well, but boy, do I do mean chilli. Serve with the oakiest Rioja I can find.

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?
"Hi babe....you know, if you really wanted clothes that looked that bad on you, we could have got some last time we were in town" (She's a very different shape from me)

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.

Perfect health for a lifetime, without a doubt. I'm sacrificing eternal youth and sexual vigour? Or a year of hedonism? But I like what's happening to my sexuality. From "When I grow up I'm going to be ANYTHING BUT A VIRGIN PLEEEEASE! to "I'm going for that conquest" to "I'm going to give you such a sorting out" to "I want to be so close to you that I'm inside you" And medicines and great toys would still be available to ensure partner satisfaction, in the event that ageing took the toll that it often does.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I've done meme number two

Thom said...

"Your Beautyness" on instructions from the Palace Wart Hog Akelamalu called you Your Hineyness. But please, this being my day of hatching, do not put her in the dungeon for that one. Please oh please I beg you to keep said Wart Hog in the Dungeon forever and throw away the key? Can you get her a solitary cell by the way? She's really stinking up the place

PinkLady said...

Your Royal Highness, I have just posted mine. I hope my late post would be forgiven. After all, it was a hectic day for me and this was one challenging meme you've got here. =)

jennifer said...

I am linkified!

jennilovevirgo said...

That was fun! Can't wait till next week :)

Mimi Lenox said...

Jean-Luc - This spaceship meme was right up your alley! Thanks for playing again.

Mimi Lenox said...

Thom - You lie.

Mimi Lenox said...

PinkLady - I hope it wasn't toooo challenging. Next week may be full of total nonsense for sure.
Ahh..memeing.

Mimi Lenox said...

Jennifer - You totally rock, you gorgeous thing you.

Mimi Lenox said...

Jenni - I shall check out your answers shortly. Thanks for playing!

Mimi Lenox said...

Jenni - I shall check out your answers shortly. Thanks for playing!

The Anonymous Player said...

Thank you for putting up my response!

fishingaround said...

Only one person voted to get me out of the dungeon?! IT WASN'T EVEN ME!

So, when are you and Anderson hooking up? Cuz it looks like that may be my only chance to send you two lovebirds on a honeymoon.

Akelamalu said...

OK your Highness, mine's up. I won't be here next week so won't be playing - forgive me? :)

Mimi Lenox said...

Fish - I can't trust you while I'm gone so you'll have to tag along. I have a feeling Anderson won't mind..

Mimi Lenox said...

Yes, little Hawaiian girl ..I forgive you. Are you jetting off to exotic places again?

Just leave the suitcase unlocked. I'm always in there ya know.

Kat said...

Mine is up!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

AHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!

I am on the ticker! ... er, wait a minute, is this a warrant for my blogging bloggingham arrest???


((( Speedy quietly tip-toes out )))


heheee

Speedcat Hollydale said...

LMAO @ Stef H (Glitterbabe)

she said...
" no disrespect your Highness! but these questions were awful! "

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

YHA HOOOOOOOOOO .... I am FREEEEE



http://speedcathollydale2.blogspot.com/2009/07/glitterbabe-rocks-and-mimi-meme-mimi.html

Mimi Lenox said...

Kat - I shall be there shortly! Great!

Mimi Lenox said...

Eric - Who said you were free?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

well, do you take bribes ????

Mimi Lenox said...

Got any cookies?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ANY kind your heart desires ...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

What is your favorite ???

Mimi Lenox said...

Hmmm.....thinking of my favorite.
The chocolate oatmeal peanut butter ones you make on top of the stove and then lay out on wax paper to harden. Do you have recipe?

(of course I would cook them myself but that might be disastrous)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

NO BAKE HOLLYDALE CHOCOLATE OATMEAL COOKIES

2 cups sugar
1 stick butter (1/2 cup)
1/2 cup Pet milk
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 1/2 tablespoons cocoa
1/2 cup peanut butter
3 cups oats

In a medium saucepan, combine all ingredients except peanut butter and oats and cook over medium heat. Let boil for 5 minutes, stirring constantly.
Remove from heat and stir in peanut butter and oats.

Spoon out quickly onto wax paper. Cookies will harden as they set.

Submitted by: SpeedyCat


PS ... "I will make them 4 U and then wash the dishes"

Mimi Lenox said...

Yes! Those are the very ones! I can't believe you even had the recipe. I could get addicted to those cookies. And you'll wash the dishes? What a guy!

I await the delivery. Brewing coffee...

Oh. I have released you from the dreaded dungeon. But you must bake cookies for the whole Kingdom now. Just sayin'...SMOOTCH!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

.... gollie :)

(( Speedy turns bright red then passes out ))

thump !!!!!!!!!!

Bjørn said...

Cool meme - although I got a bit worried realizing that the Obamas would come for dinner...

Thom said...

"Your Hineyness" Dawn told me that the dungeon that she was just so unjustly released from stinks like your breath. Can you believe that?

Julia Smith said...

Only took me the week, but here it is!

PinkLady said...

YOUR HIGHNESS, because your new meme rocks, i decided to pass on to you one cool major award. here is the link:

http://sheeponarampage.blogspot.com/2009/07/its-major-award.html

congratulations to your very successful new meme!!!

teabird said...

Uh oh, I think I just linked to the wrong meme... oh dear. Please don't hurt me.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bjorn - That would make one worry, wouldn't it?

Mimi Lenox said...

Julia - And it was spectacular!

Mimi Lenox said...

IGNORING THOM

Mimi Lenox said...

Pink Lady - I just read it and I humbly thank you.

Mimi Lenox said...

Teabird - I will be right over!

Mr. Lance said...

See you on Tuesday
-Lance

Mimi Lenox said...

Lance - Welcome back!

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