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1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?
3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?
4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?
6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?
7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?
4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?
6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?
7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
This is your mission should you choose to accept it. And remember, don't end up in the dungeon.
How To Stay Out Of The DungeonOnce upon a time in a faraway Bloggiverse there lived a maiden named Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt. She slayed her own dragons, stoked her own fire and well.....wrote memes by the light of the Bloggingham moon. One day a kind blogger from England noticed her meme lovin' ways and royally crowned her Mimi Queen of Memes. As time passed in the peaceful kingdom of Bloggingham, her Royal Highness found comfort in the company of fellow bloggers who also loved memes. But the Queen had a wicked disposition too. It is widely reported in historical Blogosphere archives that any and all bloggers found guilty of not completing their memes were promptly thrown into the dreaded Bloggingham dungeon.
Feel free to grab the Blible for your own. You might need some inspiration. Here's the code:
Thank you for playing the Queen's Meme this
week. My latest post: The Mysterious Lady In The Closet of Hats
Please leave a comment and 
sign the Mr. Linky when you have posted. Go visit your fellow memers and have a great time! See you next Tuesday!
sign the Mr. Linky when you have posted. Go visit your fellow memers and have a great time! See you next Tuesday!
72 comments:
Yeah, first one! Already have mine up!
Go Kitten go!
christ, you KNOW I can't follow more than one direction at a TIME WOMAN.
no disrespect your Highness! but these questions were awful! but fun!
Vodka - I know you can multi-task!
Vodka - I know you can multi-task!
Glitterbabe - I hope you like it in the dungeon.
yay, meme-a-licious
Avoidance - Now that's more like it!
i'm in shackles and chains and i've told all my friends. now i'll find out if you're a good queen or a bad queen!
o woe is me!
Queen wants me to ask what time to set the Dungeon alarm. She is not speaking to you.
No worries Stef, it's fun down here! Well all except for crabby Berleen, but hopefully she'll be released.
Great blog...I'll be up in a bit.
ow that was fun :)
mine's up and its HERE!
Enjoy your Tuesday!
Mine will be up at midnight!
Has anyone seen Judd?
Kimber - Me thinks you are having tooo much fun. I'm putting you on latrine detail. How's that for fun??!
Dixie - Looking forward to it!
Vannie - I shall read!
I hope everyone likes the Royal Blible. You were all hysterical last week.
Find it Here
I hope everyone likes the Royal Blible. You were all hysterical last week.
Find it Here
Jodi - You have been a busy memer lately. Nobody's seen Judd for weeks. I think Kimber's responsible but I can't be sure.
Those were some awesome questions. Good job! Mine's up
BPD - I'm glad you liked them. There were mixed reviews this week. Next week, I will strip it down to something simpler.
Did you hear that Glitterbabe?
Glitterbabe??! She can't hear me in the dungeon. She must have tripped over that pile of bones....
We are not all simpletons, my Queen! Ye do not give thy subjects enough credit! Rest assured, we can taketh what thou disheth out! I bow humbly before thee. The Lady, Hightower
C'mon people... vote me out of the dungeon. I was left there by mistake and I have committed no crime (with the exception of hanging out at Bud's blog - who by the way is NOT in the dungeon).
Thom called the Queen an old battle axe on my blog today. He needs to stay there forever and ever and ever.
My post is written but scheduled for later in the afternoon. I'll be back to sign the Linky!
(I am so bloomin proud of myself for remembering the meme two weeks in a row)
Lady - Point well taken. On with it then. Kudos to you!
Dawn - Thom said what??!
You are tied with Berleen for sympathy votes to get out but now that I see this blatant display of mutiny while the Queen is sleeping I'm not so sure you deserve to get out after all. Bah!!
Maybe I'll feel differently when I've my morning coffee.
Jennifer - I am proud of you too!
The Anonymous Player sent in:
1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
My flute. I cant live without it, so they want a dead space guest on their hands? And how else would I charm the moonlings from their burrows?
2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something). They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you. What is the first thing you would write on the board?
Respect
3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile? How would you handle it?
As soon as there is enough material that it's clear there is an issue, I'd talk about it. Face to face if it was serious, by phone if less so.
4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
The strongest coffee I could find in a Paris café
5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?
Chilli. It's the only thing I cook well, but boy, do I do mean chilli. Serve with the oakiest Rioja I can find.
6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?
"Hi babe....you know, if you really wanted clothes that looked that bad on you, we could have got some last time we were in town" (She's a very different shape from me)
7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
Perfect health for a lifetime, without a doubt. I'm sacrificing eternal youth and sexual vigour? Or a year of hedonism? But I like what's happening to my sexuality. From "When I grow up I'm going to be ANYTHING BUT A VIRGIN PLEEEEASE! to "I'm going for that conquest" to "I'm going to give you such a sorting out" to "I want to be so close to you that I'm inside you" And medicines and great toys would still be available to ensure partner satisfaction, in the event that ageing took the toll that it often does.
I've done meme number two
"Your Beautyness" on instructions from the Palace Wart Hog Akelamalu called you Your Hineyness. But please, this being my day of hatching, do not put her in the dungeon for that one. Please oh please I beg you to keep said Wart Hog in the Dungeon forever and throw away the key? Can you get her a solitary cell by the way? She's really stinking up the place
Your Royal Highness, I have just posted mine. I hope my late post would be forgiven. After all, it was a hectic day for me and this was one challenging meme you've got here. =)
I am linkified!
That was fun! Can't wait till next week :)
Jean-Luc - This spaceship meme was right up your alley! Thanks for playing again.
Thom - You lie.
PinkLady - I hope it wasn't toooo challenging. Next week may be full of total nonsense for sure.
Ahh..memeing.
Jennifer - You totally rock, you gorgeous thing you.
Jenni - I shall check out your answers shortly. Thanks for playing!
Jenni - I shall check out your answers shortly. Thanks for playing!
Thank you for putting up my response!
Only one person voted to get me out of the dungeon?! IT WASN'T EVEN ME!
So, when are you and Anderson hooking up? Cuz it looks like that may be my only chance to send you two lovebirds on a honeymoon.
OK your Highness, mine's up. I won't be here next week so won't be playing - forgive me? :)
Fish - I can't trust you while I'm gone so you'll have to tag along. I have a feeling Anderson won't mind..
Yes, little Hawaiian girl ..I forgive you. Are you jetting off to exotic places again?
Just leave the suitcase unlocked. I'm always in there ya know.
Mine is up!
AHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!
I am on the ticker! ... er, wait a minute, is this a warrant for my blogging bloggingham arrest???
((( Speedy quietly tip-toes out )))
heheee
LMAO @ Stef H (Glitterbabe)
she said...
" no disrespect your Highness! but these questions were awful! "
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YHA HOOOOOOOOOO .... I am FREEEEE
http://speedcathollydale2.blogspot.com/2009/07/glitterbabe-rocks-and-mimi-meme-mimi.html
Kat - I shall be there shortly! Great!
Eric - Who said you were free?
well, do you take bribes ????
Got any cookies?
ANY kind your heart desires ...
What is your favorite ???
Hmmm.....thinking of my favorite.
The chocolate oatmeal peanut butter ones you make on top of the stove and then lay out on wax paper to harden. Do you have recipe?
(of course I would cook them myself but that might be disastrous)
NO BAKE HOLLYDALE CHOCOLATE OATMEAL COOKIES
2 cups sugar
1 stick butter (1/2 cup)
1/2 cup Pet milk
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 1/2 tablespoons cocoa
1/2 cup peanut butter
3 cups oats
In a medium saucepan, combine all ingredients except peanut butter and oats and cook over medium heat. Let boil for 5 minutes, stirring constantly.
Remove from heat and stir in peanut butter and oats.
Spoon out quickly onto wax paper. Cookies will harden as they set.
Submitted by: SpeedyCat
PS ... "I will make them 4 U and then wash the dishes"
Yes! Those are the very ones! I can't believe you even had the recipe. I could get addicted to those cookies. And you'll wash the dishes? What a guy!
I await the delivery. Brewing coffee...
Oh. I have released you from the dreaded dungeon. But you must bake cookies for the whole Kingdom now. Just sayin'...SMOOTCH!
.... gollie :)
(( Speedy turns bright red then passes out ))
thump !!!!!!!!!!
Cool meme - although I got a bit worried realizing that the Obamas would come for dinner...
"Your Hineyness" Dawn told me that the dungeon that she was just so unjustly released from stinks like your breath. Can you believe that?
Only took me the week, but here it is!
YOUR HIGHNESS, because your new meme rocks, i decided to pass on to you one cool major award. here is the link:
http://sheeponarampage.blogspot.com/2009/07/its-major-award.html
congratulations to your very successful new meme!!!
Uh oh, I think I just linked to the wrong meme... oh dear. Please don't hurt me.
Bjorn - That would make one worry, wouldn't it?
Julia - And it was spectacular!
IGNORING THOM
Pink Lady - I just read it and I humbly thank you.
Teabird - I will be right over!
See you on Tuesday
-Lance
Lance - Welcome back!
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