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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Queen's Meme #50 ~ The Back To Fools Meme

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #50
The Back To Fools Meme

For those quietly insane adults hanging around after the kids have returned to school.

The house is quiet. No more carpooling twelve kids to the mall. No more fighting over the computer and the TV. I wonder if you learned your lessons this summer. Answer the questions in complete sentences, double-spaced, typed with footnotes, annotations and a bibliography. I'll take that by Tuesday afternoon if not sooner. And please, if you have any questions, raise your hand..
There will be a pop quiz tomorrow.

1. Do you know your primary colors? Describe for me, if you will, the colors red, blue and green to a blind person. (*hat tip special friend for this most excellent question!*)

2. What was your adult summer reading?

3. When you assembled your clothes last night for today's activities - you did do that, didn't you? - what did you choose to wear?

4. What's in your lunchbox?

5. Imagine that your teacher is your fantasy crush. What would you bring her/him on the first day of school? Hmmmmm???

6. No rest for the weary. Your child's teacher just called. A big ole' bully knocked your precious one into a locker for no good reason at all.
What is your response to the principal?

7. You have been given a pair of scissors, a glue stick and copy of Entertainment Weekly. Whose picture do you cut out and who do you glue to your headboard?

8. TEN POINT BONUS QUESTION! Now that you have time to watch all those Gilligan's Island reruns, tell me....What was the Professor really doing with Mary Ann all that time they were lost in the jungle?

And remember this uplifting quote:

"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers."

Edgar W. Howe

Did someone just throw a spitwad at me?!!!

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Yea! Teach! we hate substitutes! Beware, the chair! Spitwads? You ain't seen nothing yet!!!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

All done! Can I go now, Miss Pencilskirt?

Stef H said...

hey your highness! how the heck r ya????? hope all is well. i not only decided to drop in and say hi, but i played too. been missing ya@ but then, i'm busier than a bee and having too much fun.

anyway, good to see you.

hugs :)

Anonymous said...

well this was a bit of snarky fun....

septembermom said...

I'm very happy to join you here, Your Highness! I had fun today :)

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