The Queen's Meme #12 ~ The Crazy Hospital Meme

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #12.
A Tuesday meme
Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious. Always fun!
Step out of the box. Be creative. Use your imagination.
No one's answers are quite like yours.

And please, stay out of the dungeon.
You don't want to go there.

My dad is in the hospital this week. I have nice, neat, clean Institutions on my brain.

Ergo, you get The Crazy Hospital Meme. Let's get institutionalized, shall we?

The Crazy Hospital Meme

1. What is the strangest thing that has ever happened to you in a hospital (besides your illness)? Not enough towels? No condiments? Can't get your favorite channels? Come on, you can tell me. **Or....maybe this answer doesn't involve you being the patient.**

2. If you had your choice of IV cocktails, what would you choose?

3. Tell us your funniest hospital story.

4. Do you have any hospital phobias?

5. Imagine you are in bed trying to get some sleep after a long night of interruptions by the nurse on duty who would NOT stop waking you up to see if you were asleep...It is 3am. You finally get to sleep. She comes in at 3:15 and wakes you up again. What happens next?

6. You are stuck in the elevator with an attractive person of the opposite sex. You notice there is no wedding band. Do you strike up a conversation? If so, what is the first thing you would say?

7. A very odd patient wanders into your room from the upstairs psychiatric ward. What do you do?

The Queen's Tuesday Meme #11 ~ The Loud and Raucous Poetry Meme (Not)

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #11.
A Tuesday meme
Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious. Always fun!
Step out of the box. Be creative. Use your imagination.
No one's answers are quite like yours.

And please, stay out of the dungeon.
You don't want to go there.

This week the questions are sheer poetry. Nonsensical. Cerebral. Challenging. The answers should be too.
I have given you seven familiar limericks. Your job is to change them by filling in the blanks. Here's an example of a limerick.


There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'


Lines 1, 2 & 5 rhyme. Lines 3 & 4 rhyme. You can use more than one word to fill the blank but the end words must rhyme appropriately. Now fill in the blanks with the limericks I've given you. Don't think about them too much. Usually the first word that pops in your head can be used to make a very funny poem. Try it!

1.There was an Old Man of ______,
Who lived upon ____________;
When that did not ______,
He took __________,
That nasty Old Man of _______.

2. There was a Young Lady whose _____,
Were unique as to color and___________;
When she opened them ______,
People all turned _______,
And started away in _________

3. There was a Young Lady of ______,
Who casually sat on a ________;
When the door squeezed her ______,
She exclaimed, '________?'
This courageous Young Lady of ________.

4.There was an Old Man with a _____,
Who bumped at it ________;
But they called out, '______!
You're a horrid old _____!'
So they smashed that Old Man with a ______.


5. There was a Young Lady whose ______,
Came untied when the birds sate _______;
But she said: 'I don't care!
All the birds in the ______
Are welcome to sit on my _______!'


6. There was an Old Man of ______,
Who never knew what he should _____;
So he tore off his _____,
And behaved like a ______,
That intrinsic Old Man of _____.

7. There was an Old Man of _______,
Who had the most curious ________;
For while he was ______,
He slept on a _______.
That funny Old Man of _______.

Hat tip: Edward Lear
Original limericks are HERE. Don't peek 'til you've finished or it's you-know-where for the likes of you.

If I were you, I'd do the meme.

The Queen's Meme #10 ~ The Tick-Tock Meme

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #10.
A Tuesday meme posted early this week

Sometimes silly. Sometimes serious. Always fun!

Step out of the box. Be creative. Use your imagination. No one's answers are quite like yours.

And please, stay out of the dungeon.
You don't want to go there.

The Tick-Tock Meme

1. Are you a Rolex watch, a Mickey Mouse watch, or a pocket watch?

2. Can you think of a time when you couldn't see the forest for the trees?

3. Can you think of a time when you were on the outside looking in?
What did you see?

4. Go back in time. Maybe a long time ago, maybe today. Pick an hour you'd like to freeze frame forever and tell us why. It doesn't have to be THE most important hour of your life, but make it a good one.

5. If you were a cuckoo clock, what would others say about you?

6. Can you think of a time when time stood still?

7. Watch this! You are a stopwatch. What would you stop?

8. Imagine you were just born and have infinite wisdom. After the doctor smacks your newborn dust ruffle you look around and say to the Universe: "Give me a whole lifetime to do "this" and I will bless the day I was born."
What did you choose?




If I were you, I'd do the meme.

The Queen's Meme No. 9 ~ The W Meme

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #9.
Step out of the box. Be creative. Have fun!
And please, stay out of the dungeon.
It's getting really crowded in there.







The Who, What, When, Where, Why Would You Meme

Who ....

is easy to love?
do you just wanna smack?
do you trust?
do you talk to when you're alone?


What....

dangerous things do you do while driving?
are you allergic to?
is Satan's last name?
is the last thing that moved you?
is the freakiest thing in your house?

When.....

is it time to turn over a new leaf?
will you be all that you can be?
is enough enough?
do you go to the dark side?

Where....

are your pants?
is your last will and testament?
is your junk food stash?
is Carmen Sandiego?


Why..... was the Lone Ranger alone?
was The Scarlet Letter scarlet?
are musicians sexy and plumbers not?
are there no seat belts on school buses?

Would you....

swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what?

forgive someone who deliberately hurt you?

rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth?

you still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? Would you just float around in space for while?